Cherish your solitude. Take trains by yourself to places you have never been....– Eve Ensler (via venula)
I think the amount of romantic period pieces based in 19th and 18th century England is coming to a head and I think I might be starting to do some repeats on Netflix. Even the long, multiple episoded mini series, I’m almost done with them. Shit.
I just wanna eat croutons and drink hot tea.
I like drinking coffee alone and reading alone. I like riding the bus alone and...– Unknown (via ciafa)
Fuck it, I’m reblogging all the cat videos.
slacktory: fuckyeahdementia: KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!1! Holy crap, cats hating things is the best. I think I’ve re-watched this about 20 times now and it makes me laugh too hard every time. Oh god!
Rare (lost) Words →
Tristifical - causing to be sad or mournful. Eternitarian - one who believes in the eternity of the soul. Cosmogyral - whirling round the universe. Siagonology - study of jaw-bones. Autexousious - exercising or possessing free will. Nepheliad - cloud-nymph. gardeviance -chest for valuables; a travelling trunk. ictuate - to emphasize. senticous - prickly; thorny. interfation - act of interrupting...
TX Senator Dan Patrick to me: "I don't think you... →
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Things I Say While Driving
Me: Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: Lolol your car's a piece of shit.
Me: If I miss that green light because of you...
Me: You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: Nope, roof rack.