my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.
My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.
When a financial institution asks me my “mother’s maiden name” as a security question. Because it’s assumed that I have at least one and no more than one mother in my life AND that she married AND that she gave up her own name AND that that part of her identity was erased enough from my public history so as to be a password to access my private information.
“Isn’t it sad? And I think it’s just a 13-episode season, so they’ve got be probably a third or a fourth of the way done filming. I can’t even imagine what those people who’ve been there since day one and worked every day on it, their emotions must be going bananas right now. That’s a family over there. Everybody’s so close and so nice, everyone’s found so much success. I mean, Chris Pratt is one of the biggest movie stars in the world right now and he’s still the same amazing, lovable guy I met a bunch of years ago. You would have no idea that he was just in the biggest movie of the year because everybody’s just a family and everybody just plays around with each other there. It’s a very special set.”—Ben Schwartz on the final season of Parks and Rec (via stress-shamwow)